ZELENSKY: COKE ADDICT?

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New words by Mitchel Cohen
to tune of Kodachrome by Paul Simon

 

When I look back at all the coke I snort in Ukraine
It’s a wonder I can breathe at all
And though the lack of milit’ry hardware is all bullshit
I can read the writing on the wall

Coke Ukraine
They give us those nice bright colors
Give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day, o yeah
I got German tanks coming
Love to nuke Russian cities
So Biden don’t take my Ukraine coke away

If you took all the Ukraine girls when I was single
In all those ads in every click-bait lure
They’re not enough to match my sweet imagination
That seeks to prolong this wretched war

Coke Ukraine
They give us those nice bright colors
Give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day, o yeah
I got new weapons coming
Love to nuke Russian cities
So Biden don’t take my Ukraine coke away

Biden don’t take my Ukraine Coke
CIA don’t take my Ukraine Coke
Biden don’t take my CokeUkraine away
Biden don’t take my Ukraine Coke
Hunter and me we snorted Coke
Biden don’t take my CokeUkraine away

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  • Peter Emanuel Franks says:

    please watch the Peter Sellers & Jean Seberg movie, “The Mouse that Roared” At the beginning there is a mouse that scares the staue of Liberty off her plinth. If you look at the way the mouse then looks at the audience and compare the mouse’s look to Zelenski’s and then remember that Zelenski is an actor. One might be led to believe that the plot of invading the USA to get the post defeat aid was slightly modified to fit the situation. I wouldn’t be surprised if Zelenski doesn’t watch the movie for inspiration as he snorts another line. Ha! Ha!

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